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    Joke Time

    A man is stopped by the
    police at midnight and asked where he’s going.


    “I’m on the way to listen to
    a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”


    The policeman asks, “Really?


    And who’s going to give a
    lecture at this time of night?”




    “My wife”, comes the reply

    _____________________________________________

    HAVE YOU EVER
    BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
    THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT
    OLD.

    WELL .. . .
    YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


    MY NAME IS
    ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
    APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.


    I NOTICED HIS
    DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
    WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
    30-ODD YEARS AGO


    COULD HE BE
    THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?


    UPON SEEING HIM,
    HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.


    THIS BALDING,
    GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD

    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.


    AFTER HE
    EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
    PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..


    "YES. YES, I
    DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE..


    "WHEN DID YOU
    GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, "IN
    1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"


    "YOU WERE IN MY
    CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.


    HE LOOKED AT ME
    CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,


    BALD,


    WRINKLED FACED,


    GRAY-HAIRED,


    DECREPIT


    ASKED,



    "WHAT DID YOU
    TEACH ???"

    ________________________________________

    OK, I have to go start boxing fish, ya'll have a great day and don't forget to vote
    Mike

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